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maneth985:

meirmakesstuff:

behind-blue-eyes:

bluehairedspidey:

dankmemeuniversity:

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When i was a teachers assistant(first grade), i would add extra points for doodles and drawings when i was grading papers. Obviously, these points didnt go in the grade book. I called them Miss Rachel points. But the kids loved it and started doing more complex drawings on the back of their homework to get more points. I had a parent tell me that her daughter got excited to finish her homework so she could do a new drawing for me, so teachers, of literally any grade, give the drawings some acknowledgment. Its a creative outlet that may motivate your students to do their homework but more importantly, it could be someone’s escape and you just writing “nice panda” next to their drawing will make them feel so special.

We did a big schoolwide diagnostic test last month and this kid drew such an ambivalent stick figure that I had to try cheering it up a little.

YES to teachers who don’t punish doodling

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nato-proxy-war-enjoyer:

crazy-brazilian:

Teachers when a child shows a single ounce of individuality or creativity:

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mothtowers:

“wahh minecraft mods are hard! i dont wanna build a giant machine” SHUT UP

LAVENDER FIELD BIOME

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gunsandfireandshit:

girlballs:

munch-mumbles:

this thing is a type of animal

This is what picking a steamed crab is like

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sergle:

sergle:

this tweet is making me choke to death

1. precisely
2. really really enjoying this phrasing

benoitblanc:

catherine tate rocking up to doctor who with a background in sketch comedy and knowing literally nothing about the show; giving one of the most nuanced, tragic performances in the entirety of sci-fi history; and then dipping after one season with an absolutely horrifically devastating character ending is icon behavior i don’t make the rules

potsiepumpkin:

Useful information

jabberwockypie:

jabberwockypie:

kaijuno:

kittykattaffy:

kaijuno:

Yeah, that doesn’t prevent pregnancy.

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

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markwateneymemorialcrater:

the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone:

The eradication of adobe flash dress-up games directly led to the creation of NFT’s.

Sure. I’ll incorporate that into my world view

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